Tag Archives: John Cena

Superman Need Not Apply

  John Cena has everything wrestling promoters revere.  He’s well-built, good-looking, has a ton of charisma, and delivers in big match situations.   He sells a ton of merchandise, is an ambassador for the business, and goes out of his way … Continue reading

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WrestleMania

As if you couldn’t tell from my series of incredibly bitchy essays, professional wrestling has been frustrating me as of late.  I don’t like the family friendly direction, or the scripted promos or the series of bland white guys they … Continue reading

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What Happened to Playing Ricky Morton?

An essay about wrestling Continue reading

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