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Category Archives: Essays
My Life as Liz
High school fucking sucked right? It’s a dense jungle of stupid cliques and meaningless politics. The teachers are a menagerie of failed novelists, scientists and artists desperately trying to hold onto their shattered dreams as they teach hundreds of dead … Continue reading
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Tagged Breakfast Club, Daria, Diablo Cody, Ellen Page, emo, John Bender, John Hughes, Juno, Laguna Beach, MTV, My Life as Liz, Quinn, reality, Sixteen Blue, snarky dialogue, teen angst, The Hills
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Elvis Presley: Good Rockin’ Tonight
This year is the 75th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s birth. When Elvis hits a milestone, the good people at Elvis Presley Enterprises and Sony Music repackage and re-release the hits. Each new package is touted as being bigger and better … Continue reading
Bret Hart Returns
It was supposedly the biggest return in WWE history. Twelve years after the infamous Montreal Screwjob, Bret “Hitman” Hart triumphantly strode onto the Raw stage. The crowd popped when the famous guitar squeal played over the PA. The pyrotecnics were … Continue reading
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Tagged Bret Hart, Hulk Hogan, Impact, Jeff Hardy, Montreal Screwjobs, nostalgia, Raw, Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, Survivor Series '97, TNA, Wrestling, WWE
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The Best of 2009 or These Records Don’t Suck
It’s that time of year again. I knew it was coming, but I put it off. There were other things I had to do. But I can’t put it off any longer. These are my favorite records of 2009. As … Continue reading
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Tagged Arctic Monkeys, Best of 2009, Bob Mould, Chutzpah!, Girls, Hold Steady, Jay-Z, Mastodon, Neko Case, Patterson Hood, Pithy Remarks, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Wildhearts
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Why Do I Own This?
When you live in one place for 20 years, the things tend to build up. I go through everything every year, but not as thoroughly as I should. The Nagles are pack rats, which drives my mom up the wall. … Continue reading
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Tagged 1996, Ben Stiller, Cable, Cable Guy, Chip Douglass, Jack Black, Jim Carrey, Kyle Gass, Leslie Mann, Matthew Broderick, Medieval Times, My Three Sons, Stan Sweet, television, Troll Book Fair
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Hulk Hogan Signs With TNA
An essay about TNA’s biggest signing Continue reading
What is he saying?
Here at Rant n’ Rave With John, we discuss various important issues. However, tonight my esteemed colleague at Obviate Media, Brendan Hilliard and I discussed the most important issue of all. What was Hulk Hogan trying to say at WrestleMania … Continue reading
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Tagged 24 inch pythons, Andre the Giant, Atlantic City, Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, New Jersey, Obviate Media, Ted DiBiase, Trump Plaza, Virgil, WrestleMania IV
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We Accept You, One of Us
An essay about my favorite shirt Continue reading