Category Archives: Essays

My Life as Liz

High school fucking sucked right? It’s a dense jungle of stupid cliques and meaningless politics.  The teachers are a menagerie of failed novelists, scientists and artists desperately trying to hold onto their shattered dreams as they teach hundreds of dead … Continue reading

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Elvis Presley: Good Rockin’ Tonight

This year is the 75th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s birth.  When Elvis hits a milestone, the good people at Elvis Presley Enterprises and Sony Music repackage and re-release the hits.  Each new package is touted as being bigger and better … Continue reading

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Bret Hart Returns

It was supposedly the biggest return in WWE history.  Twelve years after the infamous Montreal Screwjob, Bret “Hitman” Hart triumphantly strode onto the Raw stage.  The crowd popped when the famous guitar squeal played over the PA.  The pyrotecnics were … Continue reading

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The Best of 2009 or These Records Don’t Suck

It’s that time of year again.  I knew it was coming, but I put it off.  There were other things I had to do.  But I can’t put it off any longer.  These are my favorite records of 2009.  As … Continue reading

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Why Do I Own This?

When you live in one place for 20 years, the things tend to build up.  I go through everything every year, but not as thoroughly as I should.  The Nagles are pack rats, which drives my mom up the wall.  … Continue reading

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Hulk Hogan Signs With TNA

An essay about TNA’s biggest signing Continue reading

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What is he saying?

Here at Rant n’ Rave With John, we discuss various important issues.  However, tonight my esteemed colleague at Obviate Media, Brendan Hilliard and I discussed the most important issue of all.  What was Hulk Hogan trying to say at WrestleMania … Continue reading

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VH1 Classic is Bad Medicine

An essay about VH1 Classic Continue reading

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Losing Ten Pounds of Gold

An essay about Ric Flair losing the NWA title belt Continue reading

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We Accept You, One of Us

An essay about my favorite shirt Continue reading

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