Category Archives: Essays

My Kingdom for a Good Piece of Bubblegum

If you have visited YouTube in the past few weeks, you have probably seen the video of twelve-year old Greyson Chance performing Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.”  Like most internet video sensations, Chance was invited on the Ellen show.  The Ellen show … Continue reading

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Leaving My Luddite Ways

One of the first columns I ever wrote for my college paper was about the iPod.  I was convinced they were killing the thing that I loved most.  Kids weren’t buying albums anymore, picking and choosing the songs they wanted.  … Continue reading

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I Just Wanna Go to Staples

I usually don’t write about personal matters on this blog, but I felt compelled to write about my dealings with a certain state-run organization.  So if you are looking for snarky comments about music, wrestling or popular culture, please read … Continue reading

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Listening Booth: We’ve Only Just Begun

There is something inherently corny about the Carpenters.  Many of their easy listening peers have been reappraised by critics, but the ornate arrangements of Richard Carpenter and his sister Karen rarely get mentioned.  Perhaps because you couldn’t go to a … Continue reading

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Criticism

There are many reasons to become a critic.  You get free records, you go to shows for free, you meet rock stars, and attractive women line up to have sex with you.  The perks are great, but they aren’t the … Continue reading

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Cracking the Code of Ke$ha

Thirty years ago, an English philosopher named Robin Scott made waves around the world with a simple lyric, “New York, London, Paris, Munich/Everybody talks about pop music.” The most profound lyrics are the ones that speak simple truths.   Even as … Continue reading

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WrestleMania

As if you couldn’t tell from my series of incredibly bitchy essays, professional wrestling has been frustrating me as of late.  I don’t like the family friendly direction, or the scripted promos or the series of bland white guys they … Continue reading

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Goodnight Springdon!

The Metal Tribe is the most misunderstood tribe in the musical jungle.  Many musicologists look upon the longhaired Metalhead with disdain and scorn because they don’t understand.  They find the traditional sounds to be uncouth and uncivilized.  They are intimated … Continue reading

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Thoughts and Meditations: WWE NXT

Two weeks ago, Vince McMahon mercifully pulled the plug on his vision of Extreme Championship Wrestling.  The show would be replaced by WWE NXT, which would pair eight rookies with eight established stars.  At the end of the run, one … Continue reading

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Goodbye Iggy

“Everybody wants to be special here. They call your name out loud and clear.” –The Replacements, “Here Comes a Regular” I never actually met Will Hall.  I can count the number of times we messaged each other on one hand.  … Continue reading

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