Archive for March, 2010

Elvis!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on March 30, 2010 by jnagle4

Enjoy.

WrestleMania

Posted in Essays with tags , , , , , , on March 29, 2010 by jnagle4

As if you couldn’t tell from my series of incredibly bitchy essays, professional wrestling has been frustrating me as of late.  I don’t like the family friendly direction, or the scripted promos or the series of bland white guys they have been pushing down my throat.  Hey you kids, get off my lawn.

Instead of plunking down $60 , I opted to watch WrestleMania from a sports bar this year.  I couldn’t justify spending money on a product I don’t believe in, but I couldn’t miss WrestleMania.  No matter how stupid the writing gets, it’s still the center of the wrestling geek’s calander.

The first two hours were a basic episode Raw.  Then Rey and Punk came out.  Although they were only given six minutes, I found myself getting drawn in.  John Cena and Batista started slow, but had a damn good match.  Then Taker and Shawn tore the roof off the place.

I guess I learned something.  WrestleMania is like Cheap Trick, Seinfeld and Butch Walker live.  No matter how hard I try, I can’t be cynical or critical of it.  It’s brought me too much happiness over the years.  I guess I didn’t lose my smile after all.

Awesome last line courtesy of Brendan Hilliard and Shawn Michaels’ addiction to Percodan

Dillinger Escape Plan: Option Paralysis

Posted in Music, Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2010 by jnagle4

I was expecting big things when Option Paralysis came across my desk.  It had received stellar reviews across the board, even from the AV Club. There are guidelines for reviewing hard rock records.  They are judged by heaviness, virtuosity, intensity and dynamics.  After you listen for a while, you start to settle into a groove.   I thought I was going to write a few paragraphs about the heaviosity and then move onto the next one.  There is always something to listen to, and the Dillinger Escape Plan was just another record on my schedule.  I was wrong.

I had a visceral reaction to this record.  It made me nervous, excited, tense, and a little scared.  When people talk about heavy metal, they talk about the riff or the vocal.  There is one tangible element that you grab onto and say, “This is what makes it special.”  I couldn’t grab onto anything, and that frightened me.  The formula was irrelevant.  I had a similar reaction to the first three notes of “Black Sabbath.”

The main focus of Option Paralysis is not the riff, but the background.  The core guitar riffs are so blunt that it’s easy to write off the record as mindless grindcore.  Buried beneath the riff are short spindly arpeggios.  They weave in and out of the music like a dentist’s drill, burrowing their way into your skull.  They provide a sense of general unease that is absent on so many records these days.  They act as a warning shot, clearing the way for an overpowering wave of guitars.

Like many bands, The Dillinger Escape Plan plays with the dynamics between soft and loud.  Most bands use the quiet moments as a way to inject melody into the aggression.  There are many quiet moments on this record, but they are a brief truce from the aural assault.  The most frightening part of the entire record comes near the end, the piano interlude on “I Wouldn’t You Didn’t.  The piano is grand and pretty, but there is unease.  The notes sound nervous, waiting for the aggression that lurks beneath the surface.  Lead singer, Greg Puciato, also plays into this dynamic.  He sings with authority, but his vocals are muffled.  Traditionally, frontmen have projected power and mastery.  The few moments of vulnerability make the onslaught even more devastating.  Even the guy at the center of the storm can’t control the machine.

I was raised on the traditional heavy metal setup: twin guitar attack, pounding rhythm section, charismatic frontman.  There is nothing traditional about Dillinger Escape Plan.  The riffs come faster, the drums are machine guns and the frontman is on the verge of collapse.  Many people reading this will listen to the sample and say, “What the hell is this?! Where’s the dive-bombing?”  That type of kneejerk reaction is a good thing, because when was the last time you were actually challenged by this type of music?  Metal’s most ardent detractors claim that it is a dinosaur that has never evolved.  That’s part of what makes the genre so great.  Trends may come and go, but The Number of the Beast and Master of Puppets remain pristine.  However, metal’s familiar tones can also lull us into a state of complacency.  This is not speed, thrash, power, traditional, hair, doom, stoner, death or black.  Wikipedia tries to call it “mathcore.”  This record is too good to categorized.  If you lock it in a box, you are missing the point.  Option Paralysis will scare the hell out of you, but you won’t be able to turn away.  To put it bluntly: It’s epic, dude.

Coming Attractions

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 24, 2010 by jnagle4

Coming shortly

She & Him: Volume Two

Posted in Music, Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2010 by jnagle4

Close your eyes for a second.  Can you hear it?  It’s the sound of indie boys pining.  Zooey Deschanel is back, ready to serenade them with more ‘60s style longing.  She and Him’s Volume Two is essentially the same record as Volume One, except it doesn’t feel like a tossed off side project this time around.  Deschanel and her partner M. Ward have meticulously recreated the Brill Building sound for a generation of kids in horn-rimmed glasses and tight jeans.

This record would not work without Deschanel’s voice.  Girl-group pop is not about hitting high notes, but conveying vulnerability.  Deschanel’s voice combines Lesley Gore’s innocence with a hint of Ronnie Spector’s playful seduction.  This is why so many guys have fallen in love with her.  Even though she’s not really available, she sounds like she is.  On their cover of Skeeter Davis’ Gonna Get Along Without You Now,” she makes things quite clear.  Zooey Deschanel’s next boyfriend could be you!

Deschanel’s longing vocals are what elevate She and Him above a vanity project.  Deschanel is not really singing from her point of view, but as a character.  The character gives the band a little bit of mystique, because you are trying to find the cryptic clues in what she is singing.  What is real and what is fiction?  A line in “Brand New Shoes” sums everything up.  The girl Deschanel portrays has “stars in her eyes and sun in her veins.”  This is not real world love, but the idealized romance that the Crystals once sang about.

Zooey Deschanel gets most of the press, but M. Ward is the straw that stirs the drink.  His production is tailor made for Deschanel’s angelic voice.  The arrangements never get in the way, but accentuate whatever comes out of her mouth.  He understands the importance of the build.  He doesn’t throw every instrument on the track at once.  It starts out slowly, so by the end there is a gratifying payoff.  “Thieves” is the best example of his technique.  It starts out with a flamenco style guitar, castanets and Zooey’s voice.  His voice comes in on the chorus, along with an electric guitar.  He keeps it at that pace for several minutes.  Then, as the song comes to a close, the strings come in.  It’s a gratifying payoff.  There is a lot of music in these songs, but it’s not overwhelming.  Everything is clear and beautiful.

Volume Two harkens back to a time when pop producers strove to make teenage symphonies rather than oversexed club anthems.  Volume One was a pleasant diversion, but Volume Two shows an actual band.  If they continue to make music that is this focused, the sky is the limit.  There is something timeless about a pretty girl singing over a grand arrangement.