Enjoy.
Enjoy.
As if you couldn’t tell from my series of incredibly bitchy essays, professional wrestling has been frustrating me as of late. I don’t like the family friendly direction, or the scripted promos or the series of bland white guys they have been pushing down my throat. Hey you kids, get off my lawn.
Instead of plunking down $60 , I opted to watch WrestleMania from a sports bar this year. I couldn’t justify spending money on a product I don’t believe in, but I couldn’t miss WrestleMania. No matter how stupid the writing gets, it’s still the center of the wrestling geek’s calander.
The first two hours were a basic episode Raw. Then Rey and Punk came out. Although they were only given six minutes, I found myself getting drawn in. John Cena and Batista started slow, but had a damn good match. Then Taker and Shawn tore the roof off the place.
I guess I learned something. WrestleMania is like Cheap Trick, Seinfeld and Butch Walker live. No matter how hard I try, I can’t be cynical or critical of it. It’s brought me too much happiness over the years. I guess I didn’t lose my smile after all.
Awesome last line courtesy of Brendan Hilliard and Shawn Michaels’ addiction to Percodan
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Close your eyes for a second. Can you hear it? It’s the sound of indie boys pining. Zooey Deschanel is back, ready to serenade them with more ‘60s style longing. She and Him’s Volume Two is essentially the same record as Volume One, except it doesn’t feel like a tossed off side project this time around. Deschanel and her partner M. Ward have meticulously recreated the Brill Building sound for a generation of kids in horn-rimmed glasses and tight jeans.
This record would not work without Deschanel’s voice. Girl-group pop is not about hitting high notes, but conveying vulnerability. Deschanel’s voice combines Lesley Gore’s innocence with a hint of Ronnie Spector’s playful seduction. This is why so many guys have fallen in love with her. Even though she’s not really available, she sounds like she is. On their cover of Skeeter Davis’ “Gonna Get Along Without You Now,” she makes things quite clear. Zooey Deschanel’s next boyfriend could be you!
Deschanel’s longing vocals are what elevate She and Him above a vanity project. Deschanel is not really singing from her point of view, but as a character. The character gives the band a little bit of mystique, because you are trying to find the cryptic clues in what she is singing. What is real and what is fiction? A line in “Brand New Shoes” sums everything up. The girl Deschanel portrays has “stars in her eyes and sun in her veins.” This is not real world love, but the idealized romance that the Crystals once sang about.
Zooey Deschanel gets most of the press, but M. Ward is the straw that stirs the drink. His production is tailor made for Deschanel’s angelic voice. The arrangements never get in the way, but accentuate whatever comes out of her mouth. He understands the importance of the build. He doesn’t throw every instrument on the track at once. It starts out slowly, so by the end there is a gratifying payoff. “Thieves” is the best example of his technique. It starts out with a flamenco style guitar, castanets and Zooey’s voice. His voice comes in on the chorus, along with an electric guitar. He keeps it at that pace for several minutes. Then, as the song comes to a close, the strings come in. It’s a gratifying payoff. There is a lot of music in these songs, but it’s not overwhelming. Everything is clear and beautiful.
Volume Two harkens back to a time when pop producers strove to make teenage symphonies rather than oversexed club anthems. Volume One was a pleasant diversion, but Volume Two shows an actual band. If they continue to make music that is this focused, the sky is the limit. There is something timeless about a pretty girl singing over a grand arrangement.