According to thoroughly pissed off cool guy Joe Perry, Steven Tyler and his menagerie of tired double entendres has left Aerosmith. It’s a Christmas miracle! Now if only he could time travel back to 1979 and overdose on cocaine like he was supposed to. The world would have never been exposed to dross like this:
or this:
or this:
“But John,” you say. “Drug abuse destroys families.”
Yes it does, but it also made Aerosmith really cool. Listen to Rocks.
Thanks to the AV Club for breaking this wonderful news!