“My favorite band is Aerosmith.”
When I hear this sentence, I cringe. Not because I dislike Aerosmith, but because I can recite the coming exchange word for word.
“Cool. What’s your favorite album?” I ask, knowing the answer.
“Pump.”
We have another one. I plaster a smile on my face and then respond.
“That’s cool. I’m partial to Rocks.”
The young Aerosmith fan gets a quizzical look on his face and asks, “What’s Rocks?”
What is Rocks?
In my younger and more vulnerable years, I lashed out at that question. How can someone be an Aerosmith fan and not know what Rocks is? Aerosmith’s entire reputation is based upon this record. Toys in the Attic has “Walk This Way” and “Sweet Emotion,” but Rocks is the pinnacle of the classic Aerosmith sound. Joe Perry and Steven Tyler are at each other’s throat, but they don’t let it get in the way of the product. They are snorting half of Peru, but the cocaine is a muse rather than a burden. It’s the moment before the wing completely fell off the plane.
In the mid-70s, Aerosmith was reviled by the rock press for ripping off The Rolling Stones. While The Stones’ influence is obvious, Aerosmith had two things that The Stones didn’t: Volume and Steven Tyler. Rocks is Steven Tyler’s coronation as one of the definitive frontmen of the 1970s. He showed charisma on the early Aerosmith records, but when he hits the first note of “Back in the Saddle,” he sheds his skin as a Jagger clone. Robert Plant could scream, but his screams were more sensual. He would have sex with random groupies sure, but he would treat them like ladies. Tyler has no time for such pleasantries. He needs to evacuate some liquid kids, and he needs to do it right now. He could seduce, but the result is always the same.
While Tyler howls, Joe Perry provides the sweet talk. His guitar slithers and slides, drawing the listener in with every hot lick. Many guitar heroes were able to do this, but the volume and the assistance of Brad Whitford gave Aerosmith their metallic edge.
Aerosmith’s sound is the key to their success, but the lyrics keep Rocks grounded in reality.. A year had passed since Toys in the Attic and Aerosmith was now one of the biggest bands in the world. Their music was blasting from every Trans-Am in America. It should have been an album of supreme triumph, but it isn’t. Tyler sums it up in one of the most overlooked lyrics in the history of rock n’ roll:
“Walkin’ on Gucci wearing Yves St. Laurent/They barely stay on ‘cause I’m so goddamn gaunt.”
Tyler delivers the lyric with just the right amount of exhaustion. Many bands who tried to copy the formula forgot that Aerosmith doesn’t glorify the lifestyle. For every “Last Child,” there is “Sick as a Dog,” in which the Toxic Twins completely withdrawal. Rocks depicts the rock n’ roll lifestyle, warts and all.
Aerosmith would self-destruct after 1978’s Draw the Line. Joe Perry and Brad Whitford left the band, while Tyler kept Aerosmith going. When the original lineup reformed in the mid-80s, the raunch was still there, but the consequences weren’t. Harrowing tales of the road were replaced by living it up while going down. Rocks is not that record. If you are hearing it for the first time, you will need to take a shower afterwards. Trust me.




